Talk:Polt/@comment-23915152-20190915105814/@comment-108.207.49.52-20191003073020

Honestly I thought she was a gnoll before. I remember my first ever D&D game the GM said we were being invaded by humanoid hyenas. "Oh so they're gnolls?" "No, what's a gnoll? These are kobolds." I then proceeded to show him the monster manual entry on gnolls, humanoid hyenas, and then the entry on kobolds, tiny draconic bois. "Well these are hyena kobolds"

Like bruh do you have any idea how much kobold porn I have witnessed? Almost as much as the goblin porn. I know a thing or two about short stack monster girls. How you gonna run a game when someone who literally knows nothing about the game knows more than you?

He eventually quit because our methods were too off the rails and he couldn't build a flexible enough story for us. I literally adopted a pet door who helped me kill an undead Frost giant, I then finessed the mages guild into teleporting him (his name was Steve) to the other side of the world to live with my werewolf family. The best Nat 20 of my career, they had to open up a portal for a 10 ft plank of wood.