User talk:BarbatosRasiel

Hello comrades
Soldier is seen sitting in a sofa outside. He is watching TV, but of himself for no immediately apparent reason. Engineer appears and wanders the area, looking for the ideal spot to place his dispenser. Finding the Soldier's TV, he plants the dispenser in front of it in true Ice Age fashion. "Engy?" Soldier's voice asks. Engineer looks around and discovers that the voice did not come from Soldier's limp body, but from his soul that has somehow been trapped inside the TV. Soldier angrily snaps at Engineer and demands that he has to "take his toy away". Engineer says no. Soldier, increasingly frustrated, kicks the dispenser away and into his soulless corpse, and they fly away. Engineer wears a shocked expression as Soldier maniacally laughs from inside his soul prison. "My dispenser!" Engineer exclaims, and enters Soldier's domain for revenge. Soldier makes a dramatic entrance despite not actually moving. He attempts to assault Engineer with some binary code, but his attack is easily dodged. Engineer taunts Soldier in a sarcastic tone. Soldier challenges Engineer to a 1v1 duel, but his demand is swiftly denied. The two stare at each other for a long moment. Soldier tries to say something but then his foe lunges at him while he is off-guard. The noise is great enough to be heard outside the TV, which alerts Prof. Demoman. Prof. Demoman activates his Airborne Travel Hat Device and approaches the TV, only to overshoot it and slam into a wall. He then watches the fight between Engineer and Soldier ensue, with the former having the upper hand. Prof. Demoman watches them in 3D, and Soldier is launched out of his soul prison and directly into the professor. Engineer laughs at his conquest, but he does not realize that Soldier now has the remote, and thus has absolute control of reality within the TV. Soldier uses the channel button to repeatedly transport Engineer through various scenarios and events to torment him. Prof. Demoman has a good idea for a channel to put Engineer in and tries to grab the remote, only for him to accidentally hit the off button. The pocket dimension inside the TV collapses with Engineer still in it, erasing him from existence. The duo are bewildered by what had happened. But Soldier's voodoo Medic effigy awakens and warns of the sofa that flies back, and destroys them all. A highly emaciated Spy emerges from behind a nearby lamp. He is confused by the destruction left behind by the event, and turns off the lamp, cutting off the camera. Just after Eltorro64Rus' iconic outro ends, the screen cuts to Soldier's body, bereft of it's soul once again, sitting in a sofa. Engineer somehow escaped the TV before it closed, and attacks Soldier with two Brainbender Wasps, the same type of strange creature that had turned Scout into the Pyro many years before.