The following are quotes said by or relating to the Bicycle Police Officer. Quotes may vary slightly depending on whether readers use the official or fan-based translation.
Manga[]
Volume 1[]
- "I heard there was a kid stuck in a tree around here..."
- —The Police Officer arrives at the park too late after Papi has already saved the kid, Chapter 3
- "Okay then, can you just show me your certification?"
- —The Police Officer doesn't content himself with a verbal statement when Kimihito claims that he is Papi's host, Chapter 3
Volume 4[]
- "Somebody called in and said they heard something in this old warehouse... but nobody's here... it's really dark and scary in here~ I wanna go home... Agh! there's something stuck on my head! Eek, a spiderweb! Gross!"
- —The Police Officer anxiously examines the old warehouse for suspicious signs, unaware of Rachnera's presence with the captured Kimihito in the rafters above him, Chapter 15
Volume 6[]
- "Freeze! Don't move, I'll shoot, I'll shoot, so don't move!! What's with the severed head?! You some kind of serial killer?!"
- —The Police Officer confronts Kimihito in the park at night and mistakenly believes that Kimihito is a murderer because he is holding Lala's head in his hands, although the Officer himself is hysterically overwhelmed with the situation, Chapter 23
Volume 7[]
- "Halt! You there, the Harpy with the long hair! Stop chasing those people! Where's your host family? Do you have a permission slip allowing you to be out on your own?!"
- —The Bicycle Police Officer confronts Papi's mother after seeing her chasing Kimihito and Papi, Chapter 28
- "Th-that's a violation of public order and standards of decency!!"
- —The Bicycle Police Officer shocked to Papi's mother when she asks him if he wanted to 'mate' with her, Chapter 28
Volume 10[]
- "All right! Never you fear, miss! Officer friendly's going to find it for you! You just sit tight and wait there!!"
- —The Bicycle Police Officer agrees to find Lilith's supposedly lost wallet, not realizing that she lied to him and stole his own wallet, Chapter 40
Volume 13[]
- "Boy, it sure is foggy this morning... when it's this hard to see anything, going out on patrol is kinda pointless... Besides, all this fog kinda feels like... some other-worldly creature might leap out at any moment..."
- —A comment meant as a joke by the Bicycle Police Officer, but it turns out to be all too true when he gets a glimpse of Nega-Suu in the next moment, as if on cue, Chapter 52